Governments now to tax green initiatives

Since it has now become clear that we are in fact entering a global cooling instead of global warming phase; governments has implemented tax on all carbon friendly initiatives. The governments were forced to change their taxing focus because we suddenly need all the carbon in the air we can get.

Global cooling and an imminent ice age can leave economies and regions devastated with crops failing and global food shortages. So, governments are left with no choice but to increase taxes on all “eco” friendly initiatives like solar power, wind power, hybrid cards and especially recycled and renewable energy sources. “We urgently need more carbon in the air” governments urge everyone’s help on this “and those that can’t help, must just keep on paying taxes…”

Governments haven’t decided what to do on the “old” taxes that are still enforced on companies and people for carbon emissions. This tax will for now also remain in place and the money will be allocated to initiatives to reverse previous harmful policies that were introduced to cut carbon and energy use. “We ask all citizens to remain calm and keep paying your taxes, we know what we are doing”, governments around the world explain.

Some scientists belief that human and human’s impact on the environment have little to no affect on the global climate system. That this change might be part of a long cyclical weather pattern we are going through, measured over thousands of years. It might fall part of a “seasonal” change our solar system is going through but because our history books don’t stretch back that far, we don’t have records of these “seasonal” changes on a solar system scale.

Governments don’t accept this last theory because this means they need to blame the universe or “god” for these climate changes and they can’t blame nor tax these entities. “Just pay your taxes and don’t ask questions” they have responded with.